"They are kids voting liberal, voting their feelings, with no life experience"
-Bill O'Brien
GOP "voting expert"
FLIP vs FLOP
“How many of you are here just because you got kicked out of Occupy L.A.? The police shut down the camp, so it’s time for the homeless people to go back to the public library where they belong. And at last the park can be returned to its rightful owners, crack salesmen.” – Jimmy Kimmel
(The answer is in this joke: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because all the people who could run, jump and swim are already in the United States.)